15 Favorite Sayings

I asked the girls at our Chicago Escort Service to give us some of their favorite sayings. Some of these are definitely tee-shirt and bumper sticker worthy. At first, I wanted to put the names of the girls next to the saying. But I think it would be more fun for you to try and match the saying with the girl.

Some of the escorts gave us 2 snippets. These are not in any particular order.

1.  I have stopped listening why haven’t you stopped talking
2. My date has good taste.
3. My cooking has not killed anyone yet.
4. What I really need are minions.
5. I enjoy the little things in life. Shoes, jewelry and purses.
6. Guns don’t kill people. Drivers with cell phones do.
7. A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
8. I might not be right but I can sure sound like it.
9. I am not old I am just delightfully retro.  Hint … came from office personnel.
10. Often confused.
11. Life is short. Buy the shoes.
12. You are the icing on my cupcake.
13. Let’s compromise and do things my way.
14. It’s not a superiority complex when you are really superior.
15. Still deciding if I should use my powers for good or evil.
16. Nothing has been the same since the house dropped on my sister.